For the cost of such a foot shitshow and your blatant disregard for style, you could own warm comfortable functional non-slip-soled boots that don’t look as if you are padding your way to the potty in the middle of the night. Those boxy chunks of suede and faux fluff are not cheap. Why shame yourself and disgust the rest of us? Stop using the excuse of “but they’re comfortable.” So is wrapping yourself in a blanket and wearing granny panties and dragging your dirty unwashed hair through the supermarket but you don’t see anyone doing that, do you? Unless you do that. Which would make sense, considering that style would match perfectly with your Uggs.