curled & feathered : You can be incredibly talented and witty and sarcastic and genuine and you can have the biggest hardest most beautiful cock in the world, but if you dare say the word “Totes!” to me as shorthand exclamation in response to something I’ve said and you are not enthusiastically referring to handbags, I will never ever fuck you and you will please not call me again.

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16:20 October 30, 2011

You can be incredibly talented and witty and sarcastic and genuine and you can have the biggest hardest most beautiful cock in the world, but if you dare say the word “Totes!” to me as shorthand exclamation in response to something I’ve said and you are not enthusiastically referring to handbags, I will never ever fuck you and you will please not call me again.

and if you are that excited about handbags, we can’t even be friends.

Lee, I suppose if your friend with two ballsacks was alerting me to danger with regards to his carried items about to be set loose by a mechanical malfunction of his sack sacks, then yes, that would be the one exception.

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